Let's Make a Deal

Post #15,480 by gtall 10/28/01 7:20:55 AM 10/28/01 10:35:59 AM Reply	Let's Make a Deal In the paragraphs below, I do not mean to imply you think we should be making a deal with Al Qaeda, only asking you to play devil's advocate of what such a negotiation might look like. So you are the State Dept. here. If you could get down to the bargaining table with bin Laden and Al Qaeda, what are the terms of the bargain you are willing to strike? I'll give you bin Laden's opening position: I want you (the U.S.) to completely end support for the Royal Assholes in Saudi-Land. I also want you to completely end support for the State of Israel and to stand back if we decide to destroy it. I want you to completely withdraw from the Persian Gulf and the Arabian Peninsula. And I want you to remove any support of Egypt and Pakistan and remove any troops and all other support in Uzbekistan and Tajikistan and end any agreements you have with those countries. Also, do not even think about supporting India in Kashmir. In addition, I want you to stop sending you TV signals to Muslim youth corrupting their values. I want your multinational companies out of Muslim lands. I want your Christian missionaries out of Muslim lands. In short, I want all your influence in Muslim lands closed down. Accept this, and we shall have peace in our times. Whaddya say? Gerard Allwein Edited by gtall Oct. 28, 2001, 10:35:59 AM EST Expand All History
Post #15,490 by dmarker2 10/28/01 11:06:58 AM Reply	Re: You went to school with OBL ??? How else could you know him so well ( V G Grin) A good assesment Cheers Doug
Post #15,510 by gtall 10/28/01 6:17:04 PM Reply	Re: You went to school with OBL ??? I...umm...have this psychic connection with His Grand OverblownNess. We channel on Fridays when the moon is right through our beards. Hillary is said to be jealous now that Eleanor isn't speaking to her. Gerard Allwein
Post #15,499 by Ashton 10/28/01 4:23:46 PM Reply	Gurlz.. you forgot Gurlz! Correcting the minor provisions you must agree to for peace in our time (if you weren't such insufferable nit-picky, gleeful* persecutors of bearded Prophets): * that's Another one - too much Happiness, Singing! even - with you #&^@ psalm-singing smiling-faced despicable unsolemn bastards. Article G (Gurlz) amended: No more cheerleading in public, especially in those skimpy costumes, known to inflame the disgustingly sexual passions of your degenerated males (We know* Our degenerated males: and treat our concupiscent disposable properly-wrapped females accordingly). 1A) No underwear ads in your trashy, suggestive leering magazines which expose all that expanse of erotic, sensual umm attractive flesh .. as if to suggest to the led by er nose.. lascivious reader: hmm, what do you suppose is Under that 4 mg/in\ufffd filmy, flimsy translucent suggestive fabric? Shown in daylight! 2A) No more speaking without being spoken to, leaving the house without a male protector, seeing randy doctors of either sex who might want you to Take Off those filmy, inciteful unmentionables - Unless! aforementioned perusers are merely Allah-minded Believers, seeking evidence of The Mark of the Debbil along, within and around those - hideously warm disgusting locations. (Then it's OK; invite your anointed male friends to make sure that nothing is overlooked) We shall have further additions to \ufffd G. for distribution at the Peace Instructions Meeting at the designated cave. Mullahs for Moderation
Post #15,512 by gtall 10/28/01 6:30:46 PM Reply	Playing Mr. State Dept. Ashton, I'll take State Dept's side in this one: Nonsense, we have nothing against beards unless they are connected to Castro. * that's Another one - too much Happiness, Singing! even - with you #&^@ psalm-singing smiling-faced despicable unsolemn bastards. Sorry, we're talking about your lands here, we don't care if you swing from the chandeliers naked, just as long as we don't have to see it. If we want have a ho-down (know what I mean? Hehehehehe), that's our business, stop peeping. No more cheerleading in public, especially in those skimpy costumes, known to inflame the disgustingly sexual passions of your degenerated males (We know* Our degenerated males: and treat our concupiscent disposable properly-wrapped females accordingly). Again, it's our business what we do with our cheerleaders, what you do with your cheerleaders, we do NOT, let me repeat that, we do NOT want to know...and, Praise Allah, please don't let us see. 1A) No underwear ads in your trashy, suggestive leering magazines which expose all that expanse of erotic, sensual umm attractive flesh* .. as if to suggest to the led by er nose..lascivious reader:* Again, what we do on our side of the cultural divide is our business. You only have to be concerned about what your young men are wearing, watching, etc. By the way, how do you know about all this expanse of flesh? 2A) No more speaking without being spoken to, leaving the house without a male protector, seeing randy doctors of either sex who might want you to Take Off those filmy, inciteful unmentionables - Unless! aforementioned perusers are merely Allah-minded Believers, seeking evidence of The Mark of the Debbil along, within and around those - hideously warm disgusting locations. (Then it's OK; invite your anointed male friends to make sure that nothing is overlooked) Yer not getting this son, treat your women as you wish. We will treat ours in whatever way we deem appropriate, and Allah be Praised, please don't tell them that, we have to live with'em. Gerard Allwein
Post #15,515 by a6l6e6x 10/28/01 9:00:01 PM Reply	Re: ...how do you know about all this expanse of flesh? Let me guess. Ashton is into watching those belly dancers. Alex Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. -- Blaise Pascal (1623-1662)
Post #15,518 by boxley 10/28/01 9:56:16 PM Reply	wrong verb :) tshirt front "born to die before I get old" thshirt back "fscked another one didnja?"
Post #15,554 by mmoffitt 10/29/01 11:10:39 AM Reply	No. Beards are Un-American.* Lenin had a "beard". Marx had a "beard". As you point out, Castro has a "beard". OTOH, Gabby Hayes had "whiskers". Mikem *Paraphrased from a very old bit by George Carlin.
Post #15,524 by Andrew Grygus 10/28/01 11:32:36 PM Reply	Deal "Thank you for your offer. My counter offer: an anthrax aerosol (pffffffffft). Enjoy." [link\|http://www.aaxnet.com\|AAx]

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