..workin in loony bins, mostly.. it seems
"The speaker makin the beeps is too loud... ..."
Volume control IC added, programmed via AS400, which reads Notepad variable off two Doze boxes (for redundancy natch natch) which prints its value via https (for security natch) at another location, which telnets back to a box by supervisor's desk which has a knob marked Softer <---> Louder. Which She Must Adjust. Smiles in satisfiction.
Did I mention, "You Poor Bastards" ??