Help him! Help him!
Help who?
Help the bombadier!
I'm the bombadier!
Then help HIM! Help him!
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Censored.
Not to be shown on the TV presentation of Heller's book, as whole mottled quarts of American kid-flesh are randomly distributed in the Cradle of Civilization.
You really must understand - the country is dying. Help it.
Help what?
Help the country!
I'm the country!
Then help IT! Help IT!