I had a unix-hating coworker whose 'hammer' was Excel. This cow-orker still insisted they couldn't do a line count on large files because "It's more than 65000 rows, it won't load into Excel".
Yep, wc -l was too difficult ("I don't do command-line"), so they loaded the file into Excel and went to the last row to get the rowcount...
Sometimes, just sometimes, I feel real clever at work!