Apologies if this has already been posted, but search didn't seem to find it.
Anyway, someone's gone and had fun, downloaded every word doc from M$'s 'Get the facts' website that had a revision history.
The amusing results can be found at [link|http://lcamtuf.coredump.cx/strikeout/|Strikeout]. Manufactured quotes, re-tensed* paragraphs, it's all there.
* I hope that's not actually a word.