Aussies don't steal bikes they are far to busy stealing sheep (and everthing else that they can - but usually in 3s (not 1000s) 1 for self, 1 for mate & 1 to go in a chook-raffle at the local pub). But stealing sheep was the prime qualification for being granted a one way ticket to this great continent. It is a way of life here. Only demented migrants from Europe don't know when to stop.

As for Kiwis naw - what do they need bikes for, too many mountains & mud pools & geysers - (its only idiot tourists from the Continent that want bikes)

Anyway Kiwis are *far to busy* stealing their sheep back from the Aussies. The sad part of it all is the aftermath - all those sexual abuse lawsuits brought by Kiwis against Aussies for defiling their beloved sheep. Australian men are going thru a real crisis just at the moment so many lawsuits for defiling any thing female (and in all manner of ways :-) .

[link|http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,8978347%255E2,00.html|http://www.news.com....347%255E2,00.html]

[link|http://au.sports.yahoo.com/040305/5/ew3.html|http://au.sports.yah...040305/5/ew3.html]

[link|http://smh.com.au/articles/2004/02/27/1077676970452.html|http://smh.com.au/ar...077676970452.html]

[link|http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,8981010%255E2,00.html|http://www.news.com....010%255E2,00.html]

[link|http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s1067021.htm|http://www.abc.net.a...tems/s1067021.htm]

[link|http://foxsports.news.com.au/story/0,8659,8981146-23209,00.html|http://foxsports.new...146-23209,00.html]

List goes on and on and on ......

Doug M :-)