And.. it's safe enough a venue, too - only rattlesnakes of the non-biped form to deal with mano a mano. Er - maybe let the robot handle that risk, too.

Why with all that hyperbolic experience.. maybe he could even resurrect the Turbo Encabulator, with Remote-destruct capabilities.

Hmmm - can he escape the coming Draft.. with All That Talent?









..dusts off 78 of Geo. M. Cohan doin Over There, convert to .wav, as zIWE smartly salutes it's first Conscript, his wireless soldering iron in its smart new leather holster, matching the hastily sewed-on epaulets and shoulder patch:

They Also Serve Who Only Stand And SoldierSolder

{sniff}