I don't know what your immigration laws are, but I will happily relocate if I can be given a course in funnel web spider avoidance (not kidding about the former, only half-kidding about the latter :).

All I really need to live is access to bookstores, the Internet, the occasional shiela to chat up over a cold one and some work to do. If you need someone to spend all his time on legacy systems migration, I'm probably a good choice.