...for humans?
Idunno, even *one* of those seems a bit much for a hor'd'oeuvre, to me... Unless it's an infant, perhaps. Is that what you meant?
Lovely idea for a snack -- whole grilled baby. I can hear the enthusiastic dinner guests now: "Mmmm, I'll have just one more delicious Toddler On A Spit, before I go on to the main course!"
(So is Soylent Green the main course, then?)
Disgust[ing|ed]ly yours,