What about poo-munching and golden showers?
Presumably employing Old Glory as a tablecloth in the first instance and a shower curtain in the latter? Hanging's too good for 'em, I say. In fact, a constitution's too good for 'em. Let's just reconcile ourselves to hereditary rule by the Bush dynasty, and government by executive fiat (informed, to be sure, by the Good Book—"only God, no other kings," as our Attorney General has so memorably warbled—lyrics at [link|http://www.toadalamode.com/ashcroft.html|http://www.toadalamode.com/ashcroft.html]).
cordially,
