Inspired...
I realized that a good way would be to try and provide some much-needed service or other to the denizens of the World Wide Web. I thought and thought, then bought a bottle of Thunderbird and lured my old buddy [link|mailto:joe@panhandler.refers.to|Panhandler Joe] out from under the neighbor's porch. As some of you may remember, Joe has a [link|http://panhandler.refers.to|website] of his own that never seemed to take off, for some reason - so I naturally sought out his wisdom and business savvy. After only a few pulls on the bottle (well, I only had a few, Joe sort of kept the bottle after the first few minutes), we hit upon an idea - a wonderful idea that will change the world. An idea that anyone can see is in great demand! An idea who's time has come, so to speak...
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Isn't it frustrating when, at some later date, it becomes obvious that the recipient of your generosity has not been able to find one for sale?
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*coming soon* The ability to whack someone else with a Clue-by-four via email, anonymously or not.... *coming soon*
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