Afghan TV schedule:

MONDAYS:
8:00 - "Husseinfeld"
8:30 - "Mad About Everything"
9:00 - "Suddenly Sanctions"
9:30 - "3rd Rock From the Sand"
10:00 - "Allah McBeal"

TUESDAYS:
8:00 - "Wheel of Terror"
8:30 - "The Price is Right If Usama Says Its Right"
9:00 - "Children Are Forbidden From Saying The
Darndest Things"
9:30 - "Afganistans Wackiest Public Execution
Bloopers"
10:00 - "Buffy The Yankee Imperialist Slayer"

WEDNESDAYS:
8:00 - "Who Wants to be a Koran Perverter"
8:30 - "When the Northern Alliance Attacks"
9:00 - "Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pita Bread"
9:30 - "Just Shoot Everyone"
10:00 - "Veilwatch"

THURSDAYS:
8:00 - "Matima Loves Chachi"
8:30 - "M*U*S*T*A*S*H"
9:00 - "Veronicas Closet Full of Long, Black,
Shapeless Dresses and Veils"
9:30 - "Sand Trek"
10:00 - "Moammar & Mindy"

FRIDAYS:
8:00 - "Judge Laden"
8:30 - "My Two Baghdads"
9:00 - "Survivor...I hope"
9:30 - "Achmed's Creek"
10:00 - "No-witness News"

SATURDAYS:
8:00 - "Let's Mecca Deal"
8:30 - "Taliban Squares"
9:00 - "This Old Tent"
9:30 - "No Sex in the City"
10:00 - "Mullah's Place"

SUNDAYS:
8:00 - "Who's Goat Is it Anyway?"
8:30 - "The Bedouin Bunch"
9:00 - "My Three Huns"
9:30 - "The Sultan of Queens"
10:00 - "I Dream of Jihad