I like it!
If ever some non-tabloid sources chime in with this, I'll start taking it seriously. But for now, I'm just going to contemplate the sheer craftsmanship of this conspiracy theory. It's got all the requisite elements:
"Bush Stole the Election!(TM)" obligatory lead-in - check
"Whatever embarrasses us must be the other side's fault!" - check
"Republican dirty tricks!" - check
But wait a minute. They're sacrificing Al Sharpton for this! I guess he's expendable now. Next they'll be airbrushing him out of all the old photos.
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DEAL WITH IT.
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" - Howard Dean
"How can I go to the bathroom when my people are in bondage?" - Saddam Hussein
"If I may be candid for a moment, and let's see you try to stop me..." - Jay Conrad Levinson
Compromise is for suckers. Seeking a middle ground is what led to 9/11.
"I do not want to be admired by scumbags and liars and wife beaters. I want to be admired by good and decent, intelligent and just people, and in order to achieve this I need to do things that make me despised by their opposites." - Bill Whittle
Never mind all the mass graves. Where's the nerve gas?
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