Post #139,326
2/2/04 1:45:11 PM
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The way I see it
if I am going to be blasting a dookie and it takes more than 15 minutes, I will either need to meditate to relax my bowels or pray for divine intervention. Reading a book would be the last thing I would do.
I have had times in my life of heavy stress and colon problems that took that long. I also have had times where I am constipated and cannot blast a dookie for weeks. While constiptated, I only spend time in the bathroom to take the occasional pisser.
"You ain't getting sh*t outta me, I've been constipated for weeks and there ain't a dang thing you can do about it!" Slim Pickens "1941".
"Lady I only speak two languages, English and Bad English!" - Corbin Dallas "The Fifth Element"
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Post #139,327
2/2/04 1:48:02 PM
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prunes, metamucil and (if needed) exlax
"good ideas and bad code build communities, the other three combinations do not"
- [link|http://archives.real-time.com/pipermail/cocoon-devel/2000-October/003023.html|Stefano Mazzocchi]
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Post #139,331
2/2/04 1:51:59 PM
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Tried them
no results. Almost had to have my bowels cleared by surgery. My Uncle actually had that happen to him. Locked Bowels are not laughing matter.
I drink NVP (Natural Vegtable Powder) in water and try to eat some salads once in a while. Been much better, can blast a dookie in only a few minutes now. Yeah I know, TMI, but hardly enough time to read a book.
"Lady I only speak two languages, English and Bad English!" - Corbin Dallas "The Fifth Element"
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Post #139,338
2/2/04 2:38:41 PM
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Used to work IT in the Dept. of Gastroenterology.
One of the Big Things was to cover the weekly presentations, set up the projector, hold the doctors' hands as they figured out PowerPoint...
Let's just say I know waaaay TMI about that part of the body. Ick.
"I'll stop calling this crew 'Orwellian' when they stop using 1984 as an operations manual." - J. Bradford DeLong
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Post #139,349
2/2/04 3:27:21 PM
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Re: The way I see it
You're anal - that's your main problem. I knew it.
-drl
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Post #139,407
2/2/04 7:12:47 PM
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read the original post and apply to Norman
He has problems letting go.
thanx,
bill
same old crap, con artists ripping off fools. Ah, hell, Catholic Church it start off that way. They All do. Jesus probably had three walnut shells one pea, then he's dead and can't be questioned,
Gabriel Dupre
questions, help? [link|mailto:pappas@catholic.org|email pappas at catholic.org]
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Post #139,468
2/2/04 11:45:30 PM
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Not any more
now that I am less stressed and eating more fiber, it does not take as long. I can let go easier now. :)
"Lady I only speak two languages, English and Bad English!" - Corbin Dallas "The Fifth Element"
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Post #139,354
2/2/04 3:41:12 PM
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Reading must not relax you then
Cause that's what I do in there to relax.
Nightowl >8#
"To become different from what we are, we must have some awareness of what we are."
Eric Hoffer
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Post #139,466
2/2/04 11:44:18 PM
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You are correct
reading does not relax me. I am not sure why, but somehow it does not. I tend to worry about forgetting what I've read, etc.
"Lady I only speak two languages, English and Bad English!" - Corbin Dallas "The Fifth Element"
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