You SUCK!
I was just telling someone the other day how sick I am of all the "gourmet" pretzel crap they have at the malls. Every time I see a pretzel stand I think, "Will they at least have one that doesnt' have fucking cinnamon or some shit on it?"
But NOOOOOOOOO, that's too fucking pedestrian for these nimrods. Gimme a fucking pretzel with some good coarse salt and that's IT! Not this jalapeno-cream-cheeze-gooey-ooey CRAP!