Akshully though, I'd say you indeed troubled to read the juicy bits with comprehension, such as many miss: indeed, many shall there be of the faux-prophets as shall pretend kinship with moi..

(The Esperanto Translation according to secret sources)

And with techno-magnification, we now have a 24/7 Plague of Locusts - which I believe was the general topic of this threadlet.

(Whatever inner dialogue works for you - is just fine. Nothin wrong with JC - it's just that a lot of his distant-followers/stragglers have become Real Boils on the Asshole of Humanity\ufffd)

And BTW.. if I read his stuff with comprehension (all the time tryin to stay well away from some of the psychos and misogynists who attached selves to the plot and guaranteed all the Warz and crap) - ya gets Brownie points for (Sincerely) Trying. ie No need for self-flagellation, for not really having the blueprint; the JC I read was no fucking CPA or Authoritarian anal retentive: those stepped in much later. As inevitably as lice. What ya think JC woulda thought of the Billy-level multi-billions in Corp stock of the present Keepers of the Faith?

Pity you had to link to Paul - that sucker was impotent, a misogynist - and has caused the suffering of millions of both genders ever since he began putting words in JC's mouth - how do I know? Experience. You don't need to be a shrink to spot symptoms of dysfunction.. and it sure ain't a God's dysfunction; Gods transcend gender politics, or so I've heard. (A dysfunctional God? Why that would have to look a lot like a John Ashcroft. Wouldn't it?)

So as Meher Baba (also) suggests, Don't worry. Be happy.
(But please - don't ever try to argue theology with either the washed or the unwashed - you aren't sinister enough to catch the sneaky word-mangling; y'know? :)


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