Wade, here's the next frontier for Linux (and any other UNIX wannabe): Drop the bullshit TLAs (4LAs, 5LAs, etc.) and speak fucking English (or some other recognizable tongue).
gdkxft???
nogsh???
What the fuck is that unintelligble gibberish?
Linux will never take over the desktop until its users can pronounce its vocabulary. And all this random place-a-buncha-letters-in-a-blender-and-see-what-comes-out bullshit that makes the geekazoids feel oh-SO-cool about themselves is just so much pud-pulling.
Complain about DCL's verbosity all you want, but anybody could look at a DCL script and tell what it did even if it was/in spite of whether it was written by a former UNIX geek!