Re: Ummm...
This is not the Indiana hoosier. This is the Missouri/Illinois hoosier. A sort of meaner, grumpier redneck, often living in the city and not necessarily poor. Live for bar fighting and crystal meth. Often are too drunk and macho to obey stop signs, so have dented, fugly cars that rust fast. Averse to razors. Wear wife-beater t-shirts. Wives wears wife-beaters too and are also averse to razors. Muddy, half-laced work boots. The mud covers the blood from kicking the pit bull. Female hoosiers can be recognized by the fat rolls pouring over the belt loops of their skin-tight jeans, or by the baby vomit on their black halter tops.
-drl