One way airplanes and women are similar....

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Post #132,080 by mmoffitt 12/23/03 7:15:13 PM Reply	One way airplanes and women are similar.... How many times on a really cold morning, when you really need it - she won't turn over. bcnu, Mikem Java, Junk. Both start with a "J", both have four letters. Coincidence? I think not.
Post #132,096 by deSitter 12/23/03 9:07:41 PM Reply	They take a long time to finish -drl
Post #132,157 by drewk 12/24/03 10:16:06 AM Reply	Women are like a diesel They take a while to get warmed up, but then they can run forever. Men are more like ... a bottle rocket. Tshhhhhht . . . pop ... ooohh ... aaahh. Courtesy of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. === Implicitly condoning stupidity since 2001.
Post #132,160 by a6l6e6x 12/24/03 10:38:26 AM Reply	Some are very much "high maintenance". Alex In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty. -- Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826), US president

Why airplanes are better than women - (bbronson) - (6) - Dec. 22, 2003, 09:22:41 AM EST

Woman need pilot - like fish need bicycle ;-) -NT - (Ashton) - Dec. 22, 2003, 07:15:52 PM EST

You can legally charge other people to ride your airplane. -NT - (broomberg) - Dec. 22, 2003, 11:07:35 PM EST

One way airplanes and women are similar.... - (mmoffitt) - (3) - Dec. 23, 2003, 07:15:13 PM EST

They take a long time to finish -NT - (deSitter) - Dec. 23, 2003, 09:07:41 PM EST

Women are like a diesel - (drewk) - Dec. 24, 2003, 10:16:06 AM EST

Some are very much "high maintenance". -NT - (a6l6e6x) - Dec. 24, 2003, 10:38:26 AM EST

Due to a vast miscalculation, it was accidentally swallowed by a small dog.
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