little phillip will go to bed hungry tonight...

{background at ppp; Poor Jud is Dead - in F^#}

Thus demonstrating humble appreciation for the merest life-forms extant.

We must give it credit where it is due; after all -- unlike with Citizen Robespierre, (whose arbitrariness and absolute Power to Punish, it lusts for quite more.. than with the feeble remnants of urges for the latest Anime female-bot on the Nintendo screen) - we miscreants were being given a chance to offer abject

.oO0-Affidavits of Compliance-0Oo.

with The Will of the Murican Peepul
(or, what it Ought! to be)
via My Gramma + the phillybot
== Same Thing

Having thus surrendered autonomy to the cyborg and its humanoid Moral Majority, thus might we next have relied upon receiving that form of amnesty practised by the Greats in Our Bot's field:
Citizen Cohn, McC, The Lovely Ms. Coulter.. and the other Compassionate Ones of the PNAC.
(And surely too - that of their Corp sponsors.)

Thus warned -- now we must make it on our own. Must prepare for possible smothering within the folds of a battleship-sized flag, wielded upon each, in turn - by committees nattily dressed in khaki, spit-shined marching boots, and.. epaulets.

Those who have writ subversion...

Moral certainty is always a sign of cultural inferiority. The more uncivilized the man, the surer he is that he knows precisely what is right and what is wrong. All human progress, even in morals, has been the work of men who have doubted the current moral values, not of men who have whooped them up and tried to enforce them. The truly civilized man is always skeptical and tolerant, in this field as in all others. His culture is based on "I am not too sure."

--H.L. Mencken

Well, you know -

Post #127,262 by rcareaga 11/22/03 12:47:32 PM 11/22/03 12:49:55 PM Reply	little phillip will go to bed hungry tonight... unless you help! [link\|http://z.iwethey.org/forums/render/content/show?contentid=127259\|http://z.iwethey.org...?contentid=127259] and [link\|http://z.iwethey.org/forums/render/content/show?contentid=127261\|http://z.iwethey.org...?contentid=127261] Is there a plaintive note to that buzzing in the room? Starve the bot. cordially, [edit: second whining link] Die Welt ist alles, was der Fall ist. Edited by rcareaga Nov. 22, 2003, 12:49:55 PM EST Expand All History
Post #127,265 by Nightowl 11/22/03 12:48:59 PM 11/22/03 12:53:48 PM Reply	Re: little phillip will go to bed hungry tonight... I figured it out, Rcareaga. Sorry, I just thought I had imagined the first thread, but now I know I didn't. I won't feed the troll. Nightowl >8# P.S. Just curious...where is little Phillip from, anyway? Edit: added P.S. "The difference between being immature and child-like is that one is what you are, and one is what you choose to be." Comment by Nightowl {O,O} Edited by Nightowl Nov. 22, 2003, 12:53:48 PM EST Expand All History
Post #127,266 by rcareaga 11/22/03 12:55:35 PM Reply	we'll forgive that lapse —I doubt whether there was sufficient protein content in your response to sustain the creature. Starve the bot. cordially, Die Welt ist alles, was der Fall ist.
Post #127,277 by Ashton 11/22/03 6:11:39 PM Reply	LRPD: We're not going to play any mature games, are we? All Hail! the perspicuity of the evanescent omniferous LRPD Nemesis of the obstreporous, the nascent geldings of digital-think and.. all which stirs the reptilian brainstem into its primitive nastiness. We Are Unworthy as.. a Demosthenes choosing Orange M&Ms over pebbles
Post #127,297 by admin 11/22/03 10:07:33 PM Reply	Not even for a Scooby Snack...? Regards, -scott anderson "Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Anderson..."
Post #127,425 by inthane-chan 11/24/03 12:05:33 PM Reply	This is a lerpadism.
Post #127,440 by drewk 11/24/03 1:18:29 PM Reply	No it isn't === Implicitly condoning stupidity since 2001.
Post #127,448 by folkert 11/24/03 1:56:06 PM Reply	Exterminate! -- [link\|mailto:greg@gregfolkert.net\|greg], [link\|http://www.iwethey.org/ed_curry\|REMEMBER ED CURRY!] @ *i_wethey* [insert witty saying here]
Post #127,450 by Another Scott 11/24/03 2:12:18 PM Reply	IWETHEY's Terrible Horde of Eupneic Yammerers.
Post #127,453 by inthane-chan 11/24/03 2:19:00 PM Reply	This space intentionally left blank.
Post #127,472 by altmann 11/24/03 4:45:57 PM Reply	Get the hell out of my driveway! -- Chris Altmann
Post #127,474 by a6l6e6x 11/24/03 4:47:58 PM Reply	What. He. Said. Alex "Propaganda does not deceive people; it merely helps them to deceive themselves." -- Eric Hoffer
Post #127,477 by inthane-chan 11/24/03 4:57:06 PM Reply	sniff
Post #127,485 by folkert 11/24/03 6:01:24 PM Reply	Wait 'til you sneeze, next. -- [link\|mailto:greg@gregfolkert.net\|greg], [link\|http://www.iwethey.org/ed_curry\|REMEMBER ED CURRY!] @ *i_wethey* [insert witty saying here]
Post #127,488 by inthane-chan 11/24/03 6:21:11 PM Reply	I <b>ripped</b> my <b>pants</b>! I have a red sign on my door. It says "If this sign is blue, you're going too fast."
Post #127,501 by Ashton 11/24/03 7:48:32 PM Reply	Desperate, but not serious.
Post #127,503 by deSitter 11/24/03 8:00:19 PM Reply	Fear the rubberwear. -drl
Post #127,505 by admin 11/24/03 8:08:22 PM Reply	You sly ol' iconoclast, you... (new thread) Created as new thread #127504 titled [link\|/forums/render/content/show?contentid=127504\|You sly ol' iconoclast, you...] Regards, -scott anderson "Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Anderson..."
Post #128,377 by marlowe 12/1/03 8:37:09 PM Reply	Nice try, but it won't work. Your timing betrays you. If you were really doing this because I'm just a "troll" you could have done it any time. The fact that you're doing it now, in response to [link\|http://z.iwethey.org/forums/render/content/show?contentid=126994\|this], makes your real motive all too transparent. You're a Nazoid, and you can't deny it, but you haven't the courage to admit it. So you try to weasel out of it. No dice. You had your chance, and now it's gone. I'm going to keep throwing this in your face. Forever. ---------------------------------------------------------------- DEAL WITH IT. "If I may be candid for a moment, and let's see you try to stop me..." - Jay Conrad Levinson Compromise is for suckers. Seeking a middle ground is what led to 9/11. "I do not want to be admired by scumbags and liars and wife beaters. I want to be admired by good and decent, intelligent and just people, and in order to achieve this I need to do things that make me despised by their opposites." - Bill Whittle Never mind all the mass graves. Where's the nerve gas? [link\|http://www.angelfire.com/ca3/marlowe/index.html\|http://www.angelfire...arlowe/index.html]
Post #128,380 by folkert 12/1/03 8:43:57 PM Reply	ObLRPD: So let marlowe sign off in idiocy... -- [link\|mailto:greg@gregfolkert.net\|greg], [link\|http://www.iwethey.org/ed_curry\|REMEMBER ED CURRY!] @ *i_wethey* [insert witty saying here]
Post #128,440 by pwhysall 12/2/03 3:51:59 AM Reply	Nog That Noise. Peter [link\|http://www.debian.org\|Shill For Hire] [link\|http://www.kuro5hin.org\|There is no K5 Cabal] [link\|http://guildenstern.dyndns.org\|Blog]
Post #128,473 by inthane-chan 12/2/03 10:42:14 AM Reply	Too bad dark languages rarely survive...
Post #128,460 by marlowe 12/2/03 9:51:50 AM Reply	Oh, now what's your beef? ---------------------------------------------------------------- DEAL WITH IT. "If I may be candid for a moment, and let's see you try to stop me..." - Jay Conrad Levinson Compromise is for suckers. Seeking a middle ground is what led to 9/11. "I do not want to be admired by scumbags and liars and wife beaters. I want to be admired by good and decent, intelligent and just people, and in order to achieve this I need to do things that make me despised by their opposites." - Bill Whittle Never mind all the mass graves. Where's the nerve gas? [link\|http://www.angelfire.com/ca3/marlowe/index.html\|http://www.angelfire...arlowe/index.html]
Post #128,418 by rcareaga 12/2/03 12:50:01 AM Reply	this is rather by way of a guilty pleasure ...but who would have, who could have imagined that the philbot would go so utterly, gloriously bugfuck over the imagined totemic powers of a piece of teutonic agitprop from six decades ago? Speculations as to the roots of Little Phil's odd obsession with the image I will leave to the alienists, noting only that the near-universal contemptuous silence with which it has been received has elicited from the buzzing bot some of its most exquisite histrionics ever. Keep up the good work, droogies! —and (all together now) starve... the... BOT! (cha-cha-cha) mirthfully, Die Welt ist alles, was der Fall ist.
Post #128,419 by Nightowl 12/2/03 12:52:21 AM 12/2/03 12:53:43 AM Reply	Re: this is rather by way of a guilty pleasure Just one dumb question. Why is he called a bot? I thought he was called a Troll. :) Oh, and I was really curious what country he lives in, too. :) Curious Owls would like to know. Nightowl >8# "The difference between being immature and child-like is that one is what you are, and one is what you choose to be." Comment by Nightowl {O,O} Edited by Nightowl Dec. 2, 2003, 12:53:43 AM EST Expand All History
Post #128,431 by orion 12/2/03 2:04:10 AM Reply	Theory holds that he is a posting robot and not a real live human being. An experiment in AI that went wrong somehow. Stop responding to his posts, and hope that he goes away. Could be an experiment in artifical stupidity as well. :) *"Lady I only speak two languages, English and Bad English!" - Corbin Dallas "The Fifth Element"*
Post #128,477 by Nightowl 12/2/03 10:51:25 AM Reply	Re: Theory holds that he is a posting robot and not a real live human being. An experiment in AI that went wrong somehow. Stop responding to his posts, and hope that he goes away. Ah thanks for explaining that! I won't feed the Bot, I'd rather feed my birdies outside. ;) Nightowl >8# "The difference between being immature and child-like is that one is what you are, and one is what you choose to be." Comment by Nightowl {O,O}
Post #128,446 by Ashton 12/2/03 5:39:43 AM 12/2/03 5:45:52 AM Reply	We must be fair even to cyborgs {background at ppp; Poor Jud is Dead - in F^#} Thus demonstrating humble appreciation for the merest life-forms extant. We must give it credit where it is due; after all -- unlike with Citizen Robespierre, (whose arbitrariness and absolute Power to Punish, it lusts for quite more.. than with the feeble remnants of urges for the latest Anime female-bot on the Nintendo screen) - we miscreants were being given a chance to offer abject .oO0-Affidavits of Compliance-0Oo. with The Will of the Murican Peepul (or, what it Ought! to be) via My Gramma + the phillybot == Same Thing Having thus surrendered autonomy to the cyborg and its humanoid Moral Majority, thus might we next have relied upon receiving that form of amnesty practised by the Greats in Our Bot's field: Citizen Cohn, McC, The Lovely Ms. Coulter.. and the other Compassionate Ones of the PNAC. (And surely too - that of their Corp sponsors.) Thus warned -- now we must make it on our own. Must prepare for possible smothering within the folds of a battleship-sized flag, wielded upon each, in turn - by committees nattily dressed in khaki, spit-shined marching boots, and.. epaulets. Those who have writ subversion... Moral certainty is always a sign of cultural inferiority. The more uncivilized the man, the surer he is that he knows precisely what is right and what is wrong. All human progress, even in morals, has been the work of men who have doubted the current moral values, not of men who have whooped them up and tried to enforce them. The truly civilized man is always skeptical and tolerant, in this field as in all others. His culture is based on "I am not too sure." --H.L. Mencken Well, you know - Edit word Edited by Ashton Dec. 2, 2003, 05:45:52 AM EST Expand All History

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