Typical consultant bullshit

Post #122,500 by deSitter 10/23/03 9:21:34 AM Reply	Typical consultant bullshit - makes me puke What sort of bilious bastards write this shit? -drl
Post #122,513 by Silverlock 10/23/03 9:55:02 AM Reply	???? Take a deep breath, count to 10. Now, what are you raving about? ----------------------------------------- It is much harder to be a liberal than a conservative. Why? Because it is easier to give someone the finger than it is to give them a helping hand. Mike Royko
Post #122,540 by CRConrad 10/23/03 12:53:24 PM Reply	The contents of said Acrobat document, presumably. Compare DaSittah's "...consultant bullshit..." to this, from the [link\|http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/55/33549.html\|Reg. article]: "the report -- produced last year by KPMG -- reveals much about the Justice Department's gender and ethnic diversity [link\|http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A61602-2003Oct21.html\|issues]" What did you think he meant -- the Reg. article itself? Sure, the "[link\|mailto:klp@securityfocus.com\|By Kevin Poulsen, SecurityFocus]" byline could be taken to imply that the Reg. uses hired consultants, allegedly producing "bullshit"... But I'd think not even Rosscoe wants to call all consultants "bullshitters"; I'd think SecurityFocus is pretty well-respected here among us, isn't it? (Isn't that Bruce Schneier's outfit; or, at the very least, he is somehow associated with it?) [link\|mailto:MyUserId@MyISP.CountryCode\|Christian R. Conrad] (I live in Finland, and my e-mail in-box is at the Saunalahti company.) Resident [link\|http://z.iwethey.org/forums/render/content/show?contentid=119792\|zIWETHEY pilkunnussija]
Post #122,564 by Silverlock 10/23/03 3:07:47 PM Reply	Huh. I thought maybe he recognized the author as a consultant. Slim possibility. Of course he could also be in a never ending rage and is lashing out blindly. Strongest choice was for the autors of the redacted report. ----------------------------------------- It is much harder to be a liberal than a conservative. Why? Because it is easier to give someone the finger than it is to give them a helping hand. Mike Royko
Post #122,617 by deSitter 10/23/03 8:23:39 PM Reply	Re: Huh. I meant KPMG XYQT Pete Willker Marleybone. I hate the big 6 and all who employ them. I got tossed off a contract for calling AA on THEIR bullshit once. Why should I not hate them? They are hateful. -drl
Post #122,687 by Silverlock 10/24/03 10:00:19 AM Reply	I'm with you on this one. I personally know of one global corp that went belly up after following the advice of these vammpires. "Business process definition", "Resource reassignment" and whatever other buzzwords they use mostly come down to "fire a bunch of people to save money". ----------------------------------------- It is much harder to be a liberal than a conservative. Why? Because it is easier to give someone the finger than it is to give them a helping hand. Mike Royko

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