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Excerpt:

Swinging A Babe Ruthian ClueBat Of Doom\ufffd

If you could have just one piece of weaponry to use for playing Whack-A-Hippie\ufffd, when it comes to why we sent/are sending Sod'em and his Demonic Semen Stains, Dirt & Nap, to their eternal reward of being buggered by Giant Porcupines w/Multiple Phalli, this one is all you'll ever need.

Robert Kagan & William Kristol have done a superb job of taking all of the pertinent facts and laying them out, so that even a drunken amoeba, on a week-long heroin & cocaine binge in Tijuana, could comprehend them and weakly nod its cellular membrane in acknowledgement of the veracity and nobility of the liberation of the Iraqi people.

And, to the angst of many Screeching MoonBats of Idiotaria\ufffd, much of the ammo for this
Multi-Megaton ClueInfusion\ufffd comes from the Poster Boy of the LLL himself, Bill Clinton.

We, here in the Imperial Dungeon Game Room\ufffd, would have given you some excerpts, but it's ALL so damned good, we just couldn't make up our minds as to what to show you. So, just go read it! We promise you won't be disappointed.

I say:

There's gotta be a subject and a predicate in there somewhere.