[link|http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,99603,00.html|So do you get a discount at Bombs 'R' Us with these things?]
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TIKRIT, Iraq \ufffd U.S. troops on Thursday arrested an Iraqi resistance leader believed to be responsible for scores of deadly attacks against American forces around Saddam Hussein's hometown, officials said.
The 720th Military Police Battalion (search), in a series of overnight and midday raids of small farming hamlets along the Tigris River (search), also uncovered a factory where deadly roadside bombs were being built.
Led by an Iraqi informant, MPs raided a desert oasis in Tikrit's Abu Ajeed area and arrested a member of the Fedayeen Saddam (search), the ousted leader's former paramilitary force...
As he was arrested, the captured Fedayeen Saddam member looked at the U.S. soldiers with hatred as he was bound. "He is a card-carrying Fedayeen," Poirier said, holding up the man's membership card in the organization.
I say:
Hey rcaragea! Another Iraqi People Unit (IPU) that doesn't love us! One of those whose opinions are the only ones that matter to you! He's even got an ID card! Membership in the Iraqi People That Count club. License (laminated, wallet size) to rob, murder and torture all Iraqi people that don't count - that is to say, [link|http://www.angelfire.com/ca3/marlowe/iraq.hateus.html|most of them].
Let's collect them all! Like Pokemon! Oh, wait. We're already doing that.
Now if only we could hack into their database. Then send out a mass mailing: Rally for Oppression! Take back our arbitrary subdivision of the earth's crust! All loyal Fedayeen Saddam be at the following GPS coordinates Wednesday night at 7:30! Be there or be accursed by Allah!
Black-eyed virgins will be provided.