Two for the price of one, Ben.

Actually, I know what you mean. I know a guy who's retired and a Microsoft stockholder. He uses MSN. He did not come from an IT background and PCs are just a hobby. He would not know what a proper software test was if it bit him in the ass. He thinks Microsoft is God's gift to civilization. He gets into all the Microsoft beta tests and is among "the counted testers" that Microsoft talks about out.

For my mental health, I have taken steps to make sure not run into this guy.