Speaking of churches
My wife went and registered us at the one down the street yesterday. The priest asked what I do for a living. When she told him, he said that was great because their current "computer guy" just moved. She told him that I didn't really do Windows support and he told her that after getting hit by yet another virus, the last computer guy moved them to Linux about a year ago. Hmm ... maybe I will offer to help them out a bit.
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