Sarah (daughter) bought this fancy liquid soap in a dispenser with a disturbed design. Easy enough to get distracted by this expensive piece of crap.
Ben had only used liquid dishwashing soap before.
The liquid had run out, the powder was sitting next to it.
Totally oblivious to the powder, he opened up the new weird liquid and used that.
I'll use it as ammo for a few months everytime he assumes he already knows something.
The hamster will take a while. Since I already threatened it I can't kill it now.
It'll have to die of natural causes in a few months.