The son is easy, the hamster is hard
The son; If he can't figure out how to use the dishwasher, then he gets to wash 'em in the sink like his ancestors did.
For the hamster of evil, I don't really know. Perhaps a daily dose of Xanax? For whichever species needs it.
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It is much harder to be a liberal than a conservative. Why?
Because it is easier to give someone the finger than it is to give them a helping hand.
Mike Royko