Of late our leader has been attracting the nickname 'Bonsai' - yep, a miniature Bush, due to his endless toadying and copy-catting of your fearless leader. :(

At least Bonsai is nicer than his other nickname - '[link|http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2002/06/26/1023864602092.html|Arse-licker]' (said in Parliament, what's more...)