I was wondering if we could avail some of our prison population to come join our great adventure in the Middle East, perhaps as "elite" troops.

If you recruit them from prision, then use some really strong motivator to convince them they are Army Rangers or Navy Seals, then send them off to the Middle East as "heroes" to fight our war.

The only time they get live ammo is as they're being pushed out of the plane over Kabul. Then they can kill anything they like.

Only we don't tell them there's no search and rescue team coming if they get into trouble.

While we were thinking about cruel things, I thought I would throw that one in.