The rules will benefit Americans by protecting localism, competition and diversity.
Yeah. Right.
Note to Michael the Dipshit: Yes, we understand the Big Lie theory, and we also understand that you're a bit new to it, and need some serious practice wielding its awesome power. But, the trick to wielding it effectively is not by saying "Black is White", but by saying "Black is not really all that dark." By saying something that is patently, obviously, incontrovertably false, as in the above quote, even the most dull of your minion can all-too-easily see that you're spouting bullshit.
Now go to your room and practice in front of a mirror for 3 hours a day until you get it right...you dumb, motherfucking asshole, you!