If you can't understand "puerile twaddle" (both words are readily available in reputable dictionaries) then I think we may safely discount the likelihood of your being remotely able to comprehend God beyond the third-grade Sunday school level you have evinced thus far. Piss off, sonny, and don't venture into theology or, for that matter, evolutionary biology: you're just going to irritate me, and this week I find I'm in a mood to tear you three or four new assholes if you do.
cordially,