Post #108,017
7/1/03 10:36:47 AM
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Beginning to think...
...that the serious look in your picture is a permanent condition ;-)
Fer goodness sake...if I got worked up enough for a whole paragraph every time someone made a weak effort at humor based on my name...I'd be the most prolific writer in the history of mankind.
If you push something hard enough, it will fall over. Fudd's First Law of Opposition
[link|mailto:bepatient@aol.com|BePatient]
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Post #108,029
7/1/03 11:47:28 AM
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Oh come on...
Patients, Patient.
| [link|mailto:greg@gregfolkert.net|greg] - IT Grand-Master for Anti-President | | [link|http://www.iwethey.org/ed_curry/|REMEMBER ED CURRY!] |
THEY ARE WATCHING YOU. The time has come for you to take the last step. You must love THEM. It is not enough to obey THEM. You must love THEM. PEACE BEGETS WAR, SLAVERY IS FREEDOM, STRENGTH IN IGNORANCE.
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Post #108,031
7/1/03 11:59:38 AM
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Really, Bill.
Your attitude is patently impatient. One would think you were the denizen of a mental ward... by the way, how are those flowers I sent? The impatiens...? Expensive flowers, incidentally. You wouldn't believe the bill I had to pay... shunt your thanks this way, please.
No point here. Sorry to say your patience hasn't been rewarded.
Regards,
-scott anderson
"Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Anderson..."
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Post #108,046
7/1/03 12:31:05 PM
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I always wondered if your dad was a doctor...
And your name is a reminder to himself. Oh, yeah. Bill the Patient.
Cheers,
Ben
"good ideas and bad code build communities, the other three combinations do not"
- [link|http://archives.real-time.com/pipermail/cocoon-devel/2000-October/003023.html|Stefano Mazzocchi]
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Post #108,054
7/1/03 1:10:36 PM
7/1/03 1:11:28 PM
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Actual story
Emergency room prior to wedding (long story)...however...on my chart in very big letters... BILL PATIENT... to which the doctor, on first look, said ..."ok but what's the patient's name."
Also, radio handle...Doctor Bill Patient...didn't quite carry the same schtick as Dr Johnny Fever...but the GM liked the double entendre. (yes...I did radio under my real name) Doctor Bill (obvious): Dr Patient...who has a great relationship to himself...etc....
Post edit:
Thanks guys...we're up to what...Chapter 11 just for today?
If you push something hard enough, it will fall over. Fudd's First Law of Opposition
[link|mailto:bepatient@aol.com|BePatient]
Edited by bepatient
July 1, 2003, 01:11:28 PM EDT
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Post #108,059
7/1/03 1:23:53 PM
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Dude, *all* stories are "actual" stories
Just that not all of them are true stories.
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Implicitly condoning stupidity since 2001.
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Post #108,073
7/1/03 2:25:00 PM
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Point taken. Head hung in shame.
Patiently waiting (as only I can) for when I can atone.
If you push something hard enough, it will fall over. Fudd's First Law of Opposition
[link|mailto:bepatient@aol.com|BePatient]
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Post #108,076
7/1/03 2:30:57 PM
7/1/03 2:32:56 PM
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*snicker*
You did show a lot of "Patients" in school.
I nearly went went "Batz" trying to get a rise out of you...
Imric's Tips for Living
- Paranoia Is a Survival Trait
- Pessimists are never disappointed - but sometimes, if they are very lucky, they can be pleasantly surprised...
- Even though everyone is out to get you, it doesn't matter unless you let them win.
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Nothing is as simple as it seems in the beginning,
As hopeless as it seems in the middle,
Or as finished as it seems in the end.
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Edited by imric
July 1, 2003, 02:32:56 PM EDT
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Post #108,079
7/1/03 2:40:17 PM
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boo!
You always did have Batz in your belfry.
As long as it is realized that I am the personality trait...and NOT the virtue...we'll be ok.
If you push something hard enough, it will fall over. Fudd's First Law of Opposition
[link|mailto:bepatient@aol.com|BePatient]
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Post #108,081
7/1/03 2:41:44 PM
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Hey Skip
You gonna be at the do?
-drl
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Post #108,082
7/1/03 2:45:45 PM
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He better be!
Or me and his folks are gonna have some words :)
If you push something hard enough, it will fall over. Fudd's First Law of Opposition
[link|mailto:bepatient@aol.com|BePatient]
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Post #108,086
7/1/03 2:51:40 PM
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*whew*
No trip to Cancun and no reunion...
I'm safe!
Imric's Tips for Living
- Paranoia Is a Survival Trait
- Pessimists are never disappointed - but sometimes, if they are very lucky, they can be pleasantly surprised...
- Even though everyone is out to get you, it doesn't matter unless you let them win.
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Nothing is as simple as it seems in the beginning,
As hopeless as it seems in the middle,
Or as finished as it seems in the end.
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Post #108,134
7/1/03 11:03:20 PM
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I expect all the Child Molesters to attend. ;-)
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Post #108,136
7/1/03 11:21:21 PM
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stylewhack n3jja
If you push something hard enough, it will fall over. Fudd's First Law of Opposition
[link|mailto:bepatient@aol.com|BePatient]
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Post #108,139
7/1/03 11:52:05 PM
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I'll be there!
Maybe this wasn't the right one to respond to with that announcement after all.
Geez, Thanx...
| [link|mailto:greg@gregfolkert.net|greg] - IT Grand-Master for Anti-President | | [link|http://www.iwethey.org/ed_curry/|REMEMBER ED CURRY!] |
THEY ARE WATCHING YOU. The time has come for you to take the last step. You must love THEM. It is not enough to obey THEM. You must love THEM. PEACE BEGETS WAR, SLAVERY IS FREEDOM, STRENGTH IN IGNORANCE.
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Post #108,144
7/2/03 12:11:41 AM
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Probably true
If you push something hard enough, it will fall over. Fudd's First Law of Opposition
[link|mailto:bepatient@aol.com|BePatient]
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Post #108,229
7/2/03 2:45:25 PM
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Speaking of which, wanna bring that 16-YO daughter?
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Implicitly condoning stupidity since 2001.
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Post #108,238
7/2/03 4:14:53 PM
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Can't...
She is @ CAMP 'til Saturday, then she is going to the "Lake" with her Best Friend Family.
The friend is a guy, but a guy that has no interest in Girls... iffn you get the meaning!
| [link|mailto:greg@gregfolkert.net|greg] - IT Grand-Master for Anti-President | | [link|http://www.iwethey.org/ed_curry/|REMEMBER ED CURRY!] |
THEY ARE WATCHING YOU. The time has come for you to take the last step. You must love THEM. It is not enough to obey THEM. You must love THEM. PEACE BEGETS WAR, SLAVERY IS FREEDOM, STRENGTH IN IGNORANCE.
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Post #108,248
7/2/03 6:43:27 PM
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Hah!
Suckered you into the scam too, eh?
{cackle} sensitive types == them what don't sound all idiot-like when around pheromones.. ain't necessarily 'what' Evull Parent-types tend to Suppose.
(Of course too - I'm way outta-date on the latest ploys to confound parents - so wtf..)
:-\ufffd
Ashton
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Post #108,084
7/1/03 2:48:06 PM
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Most definately!
Imric's Tips for Living
- Paranoia Is a Survival Trait
- Pessimists are never disappointed - but sometimes, if they are very lucky, they can be pleasantly surprised...
- Even though everyone is out to get you, it doesn't matter unless you let them win.
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Nothing is as simple as it seems in the beginning,
As hopeless as it seems in the middle,
Or as finished as it seems in the end.
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