I think if we can keep television cameras out of Afghanistan, Jesse will find he isn't so hot to get there.
But that's probably impossible. We ought see if we cannot use it to our advantage. Take it as writ that he will go, send some spies in along with him. He's clueless and will never know the difference. Meanwhile, attempt to make sure most of the Taliban Big Shots come to greet him. Then...ummm...send in the Marines to help with the questioning. If Jesse happens to take one in the butt for Democracy, we should all promise to feel right proud.