Mickey's, in the wide-mouth green barrel-shaped bottle. Or The Beast. Or one time I got a 12-pack of Beer. That was the name of it: Beer. Plain brown box with one word in 3-inch high black sans-serif. I got it on my way to a party just so I could put it in the fridge and wait for someone to ask, "I'm going to the fridge, anyone need anything?" Yeah, get me a Beer. "What kind?" A Beer. "Very funny, which one's yours?" Do this: go to the fridge, look in, and get me a Beer. He came back a minute later just shaking his head.