Over the winter, the gas bills for my shop went through the roof. $500 for fucking MARCH heating two goddamn little rooms warm enough to get through the day wearing a winter parka. Which you don't really need outside in March in SouthEast Wisconsin.
So we went through April with the gas off because we aren't exactly Microsoft here.
Well, the bastards want a $975 deposit - which they will hold for two years - before they reconnect us. The problem is that the gas company and the electric company are the same company. We have electricity now because the cluster of businesses here shares an electric meter and we pay our share. Oh, yeah, 40% is fair when we run a computer, a sewing machine, and a half dozen flourescent light clusters, and the other guys run a schoolbus company with full garage including hydraulic lifts and big honking mercury vapor lamps on 24/7. But we are moving to a new place in a few days.
Oh, yeah - apparently they are starting to think there might have been a problem with the meter. Or something. Gee, really? We aren't paying all that much more than the FACTORY that was here before us.
So how do I run a costume shop downtown without plugging into the goddamn (maybe the Amish are right) grid?
New policy here: monopoly businesses are considered a severe credit risk. All rentals require a 100% deposit, all special orders 100% down on order. No credit, no cards, no checks, cash with three forms of ID (at least one issued outside the monopoly zone) and then tested for counterfeit and drug residue. We've dealt with the bastards before, and they take forever and a day to pay their bills.
OK, I'll probably end up taking out a loan and maybe I can get the new landlord to keep the electricity in his name for a while.
But I'm pissed off. And I can't even do the three cent overpayment to trigger manual processing and keep a balance thing this time.