Or, in the immortal
Albatross..! Albatross..! Get yer Albatross!
Possibly a matrix of tinfoil and Tabasco could protect from the sub-rosa emanations, assisted by the constant intoning of
Where were we going today?Where were we going today?Where were we going today?
Where were we going today?Where were we going today?Where were we going today?
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