(new) Flame Quarantine

It's contagious - (drewk) - (30) - June 23, 2006, 02:26:01 PM EDT

Trusted applications - (warmachine) - (29) - June 23, 2006, 05:01:11 PM EDT

For about five seconds ... - (drewk) - (2) - June 23, 2006, 05:04:23 PM EDT

Companies sticking to standards: SQL anyone? -NT - (warmachine) - June 23, 2006, 05:41:33 PM EDT

DPM -NT - (warmachine) - June 23, 2006, 05:42:24 PM EDT

You see no technical problem because you're an idiot - (ben_tilly) - (25) - June 23, 2006, 06:41:04 PM EDT

Your sarcasm detector is broken. -NT - (Another Scott) - (3) - June 23, 2006, 06:59:00 PM EDT

D'oh -NT - (ben_tilly) - June 23, 2006, 07:02:36 PM EDT

Severely. - (admin) - (1) - June 23, 2006, 07:06:52 PM EDT

I'm tired. It happens. -NT - (ben_tilly) - June 23, 2006, 07:29:41 PM EDT

Emulators and SDKs only run trusted, signed code... - (warmachine) - (15) - June 24, 2006, 07:04:35 AM EDT

He wasn't being sarcastic! - (broomberg) - (14) - June 23, 2006, 08:49:29 PM EDT

He was too! -NT - (Another Scott) - (2) - June 23, 2006, 08:56:49 PM EDT

He's doing it very deadpan if he is -NT - (broomberg) - (1) - June 23, 2006, 09:00:30 PM EDT

Well, Duh. -NT - (Another Scott) - June 23, 2006, 09:04:08 PM EDT

Peter's right. Americans don't get sarcasm. - (admin) - (3) - June 23, 2006, 09:43:47 PM EDT

So we need a sarcasm compiler - (Silverlock) - (2) - June 23, 2006, 10:17:30 PM EDT

ICLRPD (new thread) - (imqwerky) - June 23, 2006, 10:28:12 PM EDT

And, of course, you'll submit it to the OS vendor... -NT - (jb4) - June 28, 2006, 02:24:53 PM EDT

Course I was being sarcastic! - (warmachine) - (6) - June 24, 2006, 06:44:19 AM EDT

Don't forget Homeland Security. -NT - (Another Scott) - June 24, 2006, 06:48:50 AM EDT

Send it to InfoWorld when you're done. -NT - (Another Scott) - (1) - June 24, 2006, 07:05:59 AM EDT

No thanks. Anyone is free to steal my scenario. -NT - (warmachine) - June 24, 2006, 07:09:56 AM EDT

Now you *are* smoking something - (drewk) - (2) - June 26, 2006, 10:34:03 AM EDT

"Surprise Attack" covered this. - (Another Scott) - (1) - June 26, 2006, 10:50:09 AM EDT

Time to rename CIA to CDA - (drewk) - June 26, 2006, 11:02:18 AM EDT

Make it part of the compile process. -NT - (broomberg) - (3) - June 23, 2006, 08:44:30 PM EDT

Like what Kernigan did with his self fixing compiler? - (folkert) - (2) - June 23, 2006, 10:08:54 PM EDT

Nope - (broomberg) - (1) - June 23, 2006, 10:34:40 PM EDT

Wonderful idea! - (ben_tilly) - June 23, 2006, 10:48:56 PM EDT

<muntz>Ha ha</muntz> -NT - (pwhysall) - June 24, 2006, 04:04:44 AM EDT

After 15 years, you haven't figured it out? - (ratbastard) - (59) - June 20, 2006, 08:37:08 AM EDT

You'd have my sympathies except for the nickname. -NT - (warmachine) - (7) - June 19, 2006, 04:14:51 PM EDT

The nickname was chosen for a reason. - (ratbastard) - (6) - June 19, 2006, 04:21:21 PM EDT

You're not a ratbastard - (imqwerky) - (4) - June 19, 2006, 04:57:04 PM EDT

If he feels that ratbastard is a good description - (ben_tilly) - (3) - June 19, 2006, 07:51:15 PM EDT

He assumed the females would judge him - (imqwerky) - (2) - June 19, 2006, 07:56:27 PM EDT

Correct. Thank you. -NT - (ratbastard) - June 19, 2006, 08:13:04 PM EDT

I'm not judging him either - (Nightowl) - June 19, 2006, 09:52:45 PM EDT

The wisest men choose their own direction... - (warmachine) - June 20, 2006, 03:11:54 AM EDT

Certainly sounds like a learning experience... - (hnick) - June 19, 2006, 04:48:19 PM EDT

What, 15 years ago YOU hadn't figured out... - (CRConrad) - (18) - June 19, 2006, 04:53:23 PM EDT

Dr. Condom has been known to fail on ocassion, Fuckwit. -NT - (ratbastard) - (2) - June 19, 2006, 05:06:42 PM EDT

On occasion??? - (hnick) - (1) - June 19, 2006, 05:30:08 PM EDT

Note that that's not a one-time failure rate - (ben_tilly) - June 19, 2006, 07:49:30 PM EDT

I can see that you've been through sex miseducation - (ben_tilly) - (14) - June 19, 2006, 07:58:41 PM EDT

No, you disgustingly smug little fuckwit, you THINK you can. - (CRConrad) - (13) - June 20, 2006, 04:20:32 AM EDT

Let me run some statistics - (ben_tilly) - (12) - June 20, 2006, 04:49:40 AM EDT

Not to use the Mark Twain (or Disraeli) line, these stats... - (CRConrad) - (11) - June 20, 2006, 07:02:24 AM EDT

Since you seem to be slow on comprehension - (ben_tilly) - (10) - June 20, 2006, 03:34:53 PM EDT

There you go again... No, I'm not. YOU, OTOH, definitely are - (CRConrad) - (9) - June 20, 2006, 06:05:10 PM EDT

I began a complete response to this - (ben_tilly) - (8) - June 20, 2006, 09:18:03 PM EDT

That might be true - (jake123) - (7) - June 21, 2006, 05:52:49 AM EDT

He shouldn't, but I'm not surprised if he does -NT - (ben_tilly) - (6) - June 21, 2006, 12:57:35 PM EDT

That doesn't change the fact that he's still punishing the - (jake123) - (5) - June 21, 2006, 03:21:59 PM EDT

Agreed, but emotions are not logical - (ben_tilly) - (4) - June 21, 2006, 03:40:21 PM EDT

You sound like Mr. Spock -NT - (bionerd) - (3) - June 21, 2006, 09:14:38 PM EDT

/me raises an eyebrow - (ben_tilly) - (2) - June 21, 2006, 09:37:18 PM EDT

Fascinating..... -NT - (n3jja) - (1) - June 21, 2006, 09:28:18 PM EDT

Dammit Jim, I'm a Doctor! Not a Greenblood! -NT - (folkert) - June 22, 2006, 08:07:47 AM EDT

Mr Ratbastard, fine last paragraph, excellent note -NT - (boxley) - June 19, 2006, 05:28:11 PM EDT

Life's like that sometimes. Thanks for posting. -NT - (Another Scott) - June 19, 2006, 07:17:12 PM EDT

One nit - (ben_tilly) - (3) - June 19, 2006, 08:04:03 PM EDT

Re: One nit - (imqwerky) - June 19, 2006, 08:15:15 PM EDT

Re: One nit - (ratbastard) - (1) - June 19, 2006, 08:26:50 PM EDT

Then that should be a relief to her -NT - (ben_tilly) - June 19, 2006, 08:31:29 PM EDT

Let's turn this dupe into an ICLRPD - (ben_tilly) - June 19, 2006, 08:22:58 PM EDT

You're not getting off the hook so easy with me. - (bionerd) - (3) - June 20, 2006, 08:20:10 AM EDT

Nature vs. nurture - (drewk) - (1) - June 20, 2006, 09:09:10 AM EDT

No, Laura's got a point - (ben_tilly) - June 20, 2006, 02:38:17 PM EDT

On the other hand... - (Another Scott) - June 20, 2006, 10:10:59 AM EDT

And now, the version I will probably send. - (ratbastard) - (16) - June 20, 2006, 06:39:53 PM EDT

/me likes, short and to the point -NT - (boxley) - June 20, 2006, 06:56:50 PM EDT

Been there. done that - (beentheredonethat) - (14) - June 21, 2006, 12:07:39 AM EDT

Welcome you first time poster and fuck you. - (Silverlock) - (13) - June 21, 2006, 12:27:20 AM EDT

Fuck you too, dear friend. - (CRConrad) - (1) - June 21, 2006, 02:40:04 AM EDT

No he does not write like me - (orion) - July 30, 2006, 03:51:05 PM EDT

I told you I'll be back. - (orion) - (8) - July 30, 2006, 03:48:45 PM EDT

You earned those comparisons. - (bepatient) - (5) - July 30, 2006, 04:23:15 PM EDT

Re: You earned those comparisons. - (orion) - (4) - July 30, 2006, 04:25:45 PM EDT

Unjustified and untrue? - (bepatient) - (3) - July 30, 2006, 05:07:35 PM EDT

Re: Unjustified and untrue? - (orion) - (2) - July 30, 2006, 05:13:27 PM EDT

That wasn't the reference - (bepatient) - July 30, 2006, 05:36:36 PM EDT

I really don't want to see a response to this item... - (ChrisR) - July 30, 2006, 06:01:40 PM EDT

Just a suggestion... - (ChrisR) - (1) - July 30, 2006, 05:25:52 PM EDT

Re: Just a suggestion... - (orion) - July 30, 2006, 05:28:44 PM EDT

motherfucker do you even read these posts? - (boxley) - (1) - July 30, 2006, 05:30:58 PM EDT

Why yes, shit-for-brains, yes I do. - (Silverlock) - July 31, 2006, 07:20:05 AM EDT

Holy Shit.. let me guess: you 'program' stuff. - (Ashton) - (2) - June 20, 2006, 08:18:56 PM EDT

Welcome back! and your closure remark is good advice -NT - (boxley) - (1) - June 20, 2006, 10:12:38 PM EDT

Ditto that! It's good to see you, Ashton! - (Nightowl) - June 21, 2006, 10:00:40 AM EDT

A Pox Upon Travelocity - (imqwerky) - June 16, 2006, 09:10:23 PM EDT

Yes. I see that CRC. - (folkert) - June 2, 2006, 11:02:52 AM EDT

Another IW fucktard - (drewk) - May 25, 2006, 03:46:16 PM EDT

Tom Yager is a fucking moron - (drewk) - (20) - May 24, 2006, 12:25:15 PM EDT

? (fuck) -NT - (altmann) - (17) - May 24, 2006, 01:42:54 PM EDT

Not clear, you wondering what's wrong with what he wrote? -NT - (drewk) - (16) - May 24, 2006, 01:57:23 PM EDT

Yep (dammit) -NT - (altmann) - (15) - May 24, 2006, 02:30:54 PM EDT

This - (drewk) - (14) - May 24, 2006, 05:03:07 PM EDT

FOR FUCK'S SAKE - (pwhysall) - (13) - May 25, 2006, 01:50:51 AM EDT

Why would Apple need luck with that? - (ben_tilly) - (6) - May 25, 2006, 02:22:04 AM EDT

Because the community would un-patch it, pronto. -NT - (pwhysall) - (3) - May 25, 2006, 03:22:28 AM EDT

But - (imric) - (2) - May 25, 2006, 07:18:21 AM EDT

But the software has to talk to the chip, right? - (pwhysall) - (1) - May 25, 2006, 07:26:53 AM EDT

In order to run at all. - (imric) - May 25, 2006, 11:14:05 AM EDT

Except they need developers to write apps. - (tuberculosis) - (1) - May 25, 2006, 10:42:27 PM EDT

Agreed but... - (ben_tilly) - May 26, 2006, 01:35:58 AM EDT

I must remember to say that more often :-D -NT - (drewk) - (5) - May 25, 2006, 09:17:21 AM EDT

Indeed! A regular reminder of your illiteracy. - (pwhysall) - (4) - May 25, 2006, 09:54:42 AM EDT

And 'fora', don't forget 'fora' -NT - (drewk) - (3) - May 25, 2006, 10:13:51 AM EDT

Who's Callum, and why would I be niating him? - (pwhysall) - May 25, 2006, 10:11:05 AM EDT

Should have played the "I'm being ironic" card - (pwhysall) - (1) - May 25, 2006, 10:21:18 AM EDT

Oh yes, because you would have totally believed that -NT - (drewk) - May 25, 2006, 10:42:16 AM EDT

What a fuckhole. -NT - (imric) - May 24, 2006, 03:17:03 PM EDT

It's contagious (new thread) - (drewk) - June 23, 2006, 02:26:01 PM EDT

okay cisco cunts Ive had it - (boxley) - (6) - May 11, 2006, 08:13:08 AM EDT

Tell us how you really feel about it! -NT - (jake123) - May 11, 2006, 04:10:13 PM EDT

for this kind of shit, the only thing you can do in java is. - (hnick) - (4) - May 11, 2006, 05:13:54 PM EDT

I think I got this one - (broomberg) - (3) - May 11, 2006, 05:27:06 PM EDT

So he's bitching about NAC or something similar? - (hnick) - (2) - May 11, 2006, 05:38:59 PM EDT

Sigh, you must stay out of the data center wars - (boxley) - (1) - May 11, 2006, 06:36:22 PM EDT

Niow we're past boxlish.. - (hnick) - May 11, 2006, 07:56:43 PM EDT

My job is driving me crazy - (imqwerky) - (3) - April 24, 2006, 04:03:43 PM EDT

Spend your time here. Call it research. -NT - (Silverlock) - (1) - April 24, 2006, 04:11:35 PM EDT

Now that would really drive her crazy -NT - (Andrew Grygus) - April 24, 2006, 05:24:20 PM EDT

Nothing worse than a feckless boss... - (bionerd) - April 25, 2006, 05:20:26 PM EDT

Windows, Reboot and try again - (JayMehaffey) - (3) - April 18, 2006, 03:16:24 PM EDT

Wasn't that easy? - (bepatient) - April 18, 2006, 03:37:43 PM EDT

<schadenfreude type="Mac Owner"> - (pwhysall) - April 19, 2006, 01:58:56 AM EDT

See, this is why people just buy new machines. -NT - (static) - April 19, 2006, 02:20:49 AM EDT

okay warmachine, take yer snivelfucking, cantcunt, twatface - (boxley) - (12) - April 14, 2006, 09:38:58 PM EDT

What, too fucking stupid to use the branch-reply function? - (CRConrad) - (11) - April 18, 2006, 03:40:19 AM EDT

what are you supposed to cock cunt! - (boxley) - (10) - April 18, 2006, 10:01:14 AM EDT

Yeah, that's exactly it: I'm supposed to cock cunt! - (CRConrad) - (9) - April 18, 2006, 10:22:38 AM EDT

Sounds like y'all are half-cocked. - (ChrisR) - (1) - April 18, 2006, 11:01:49 AM EDT

I can go off half cocked... no thats not what I meant :-0 -NT - (boxley) - April 18, 2006, 01:40:44 PM EDT

That depends on entirely to much personal information. - (folkert) - (6) - April 18, 2006, 01:07:52 PM EDT

What, "I'm straight" is some kind of big fucking coming out? -NT - (CRConrad) - (5) - April 19, 2006, 02:30:35 AM EDT

thank god fer that, the mere thought... shudder -NT - (boxley) - (1) - April 19, 2006, 10:43:06 AM EDT

You're surprised? WTF else could "I cock cunt" have meant?!? -NT - (CRConrad) - April 19, 2006, 02:51:52 PM EDT

You also don't get blow jobs -NT - (ben_tilly) - (2) - April 20, 2006, 12:53:27 AM EDT

? why does the word cuntface exist then? -NT - (boxley) - April 20, 2006, 02:09:00 AM EDT

OMFG I was wrong I take it all back! - (CRConrad) - April 20, 2006, 04:30:24 AM EDT

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