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ASHTO...
boot: knoppix
Booting AshtoKnoppix kernel:
Attitude fault in sarcasm module at h07734, f000
Beneficence module missing
Closing hyperbole stack
Irreverence matrix CRC-error.
WMD military overlay timeout: colonel panic
unmount hda-0
unmount hda-1
hump hda-3
mov ax, bs 0011
call I [Exit]
[Exit]
lugubrious=0
snide=1
[cackle]=auto
start=LRPD
END
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