Have to make sure that there are no hairy legs in bed...

Actually, the girls are either very well behaved (wrt boys) or very devious. Since we have 4 dogs who bark at any noise, I'm inclined to believe the well behaved, at least at home...

Yes, we've had some empty beds at bed check... but she's found out that it didn't pay.

I just keep the spitoon in the living room, wearing my bib overalls and straw hat, chewing on weed, sharping my big knife with the shotgun at my feet whenever the new boyfriend shows up. Casually mention the burial plot out behind the woodshed.... ;-b