Well, if you have ever seen the movie "The Full Monty" you know that the
premise is about men who are down on their luck, deciding to make money by...
baring it all.

Well, the stage play is playing here in St. Louis. And it's creating a lot of
excitement and controversy, particularly in light of an instance that happened
during a recent performance.

They were interviewing two of the stage actors this morning on the news, and
they were asked point blank by the interviewer, "Do they indeed bare it all on
stage?" well, they admitted yes, they do, but the lighting effects are done in
such a way that by that point you can't discern much to really see anything.

Welll.... but there was this one performance.... one of the actors said..

See, this person in the audience apparently brought a boat light, they
suspected the person had taken it right off the boat, and brought it to the
performance. And when the big moment for "The Full Monty" came about, well this
person provided "Brilliant Illumination" at that point.

Apparently it created quite a stir in the audience, and with the performers.
In response to this, the actor speaking said, come to the performance, but do
us a favor.... leave the flashlights and boatlights at home? He went on to say
if you had to work that hard to see us, you had serious problems!

Too funny!

Nightowl >8#