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New ObSpoilingTheJoke
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?


The original line is:

Gimme cracked corn and I don't care - my master's gone away.

It's a slave celebrating the death of his master. "Cracked corn" is corn that's gone past it's use-by date - hence, the kernels have cracked.
After 9/11, Bush made two statements:
1. "Terrorists hate America because America is a land of freedom and opportunity."
2. "We intend to attack the root causes of terrorism."

Sounds like everything is going according to plan.
New Re: ObSpoilingTheJoke
Well it could also mean parched corn, a staple of the poor in the South, white and black. Something like half-popped popcorn.

So I interpret that song to mean - 'long as I got somethin' to eat, I don't care where da Massa gone to.

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When I was young a us'd to wait
On Massa and hand him de plate;
Pass down the bottle when he git dry,
And bresh away de blue tail fly.

CHORUS
Jim crack corn I don't care,
Jim crack corn I don't care,
Jim crack corn I don't care,
Old Massa gone away.

Den arter dinner massa sleep,
He bid dis niggar vigil keep;
An' when he gwine to shut his eye,
He tell me watch de blue tail fly.

CHORUS

An' when he ride in de arternoon,
I foiler wid a hickory broom;
De poney being berry shy,
When bitten by de blue tail fly.

CHORUS

One day he rode aroun' de farm,
De flies so numerous dey did swarm;
One chance to bite 'im on the thigh,
De debble take dat blu tail fly.

CHORUS

De poney run, he jump an' pitch,
An' tumble massa in de ditch;
He died, an' de jury wonder'd why
De verdic was de blue tail fly.

CHORUS

Dey laid 'im under a 'simmon tree,
His epitaph am dar to see:
'Beneath did stone I'm forced to lie,
All by means ob de blue tail fly.'

CHORUS

Ole massa gone, now let 'im rest,
Dey say all tings am for the best;
I nebber forget till de day I die,
Ole massa an' dat blue tail fly.
-drl

(Dm - 2Am)(Rmn + 1/2gmn R + 1/2Fmn) = 0
New "kernels cracked?"_Oh no..!_ it's a bug-hunt ^h^h IT-gag :(
New Well, there is the proverb:
"He that will have the kernel, must crack the shell."
Alex

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. -- Blaise Pascal (1623-1662)
New With this ring-0 I thee wed..
     Did you ever wonder... - (SpiceWare) - (9)
         heh - (deSitter)
         ObSpoilingTheJoke - (inthane-chan) - (4)
             Re: ObSpoilingTheJoke - (deSitter)
             "kernels cracked?"_Oh no..!_ it's a bug-hunt ^h^h IT-gag :( -NT - (Ashton) - (2)
                 Well, there is the proverb: - (a6l6e6x) - (1)
                     With this ring-0 I thee wed.. -NT - (Ashton)
         Re: Did you ever wonder... - (qstephens) - (1)
             Seems quite so - - (Ashton)
         Another spoil-sport - (Arkadiy)

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