..Or just that long to come up with a reply... ;-)
Zounds! yon Xanthippic wearisome varlet - unmindful that sarcastic ripostes, querulous pedantry oft necessitate more laceration.. Knave, jousting in hapless guile: flee, exile! - disembowelment comes bearing Azatoth.
ie LRPD careth not for times Revealeth She naught, yet mimes and ever girdeth the acolyte 'gainst mewling of the neophyte