If Clinton really wants the job, his main pitch to the enviro-conscious U.N. body should be that he already lives near the General Assembly headquarters in New York. He'll be able to ride his bicycle every morning to the building that provides proof-positive that the United States is still the country of choice for anti-Americans everywhere. Who else among that primordial soup of genetic misfire will be able to say they take a bike to work every morning? Clinton won't be caught in a lie about taking a bike to work, either, because if they want verification, the bike will be right there \ufffd in the trunk of the limo.