BEEP - The chicken was not sure what its real value was. Market forces led to the chicken crossing the road. (Tyson plucked it for a song)
TRENT LOTT - It was a White Leghorn and wanted to secede from the Rhode Island Reds.
GEORGE BUSH, SR. - It was the vision thing.
ANN COULTER - The chicken took advantage of Librul subsidies for the chicken-hearted.
marlowe - The chicken was a comsymp, fleeing the Patriotic pot-pie draft.
ME - The chicken fled from the chickenhawks.
HENRY KISSINGER - The chicken thought I said 'Chile' not 'Chili', and feared assassination.
THE CHICKEN - I was surrounded by chickens with Two Right-wings - and they all wanted to kill something. So I left.
GOLDIE HAWN - It's Another Chicken Joke! Sockittome
GOD - I can't believe I gave this bunch of clucks a whole planet to fuck up.