Oh, me, Oh, my... I see an LRPD candidates...
That concludes the portion of the tour where you stay alive! - Glurmo
[Discussion of the mysterious Slurm Cola.]
Leela: This all must have something to do with the secret ingredient!
Fry: My God, what if the secret ingredient is people?
Leela: No, there's already a soda like that -- Soylent Cola.
Fry: Oh. How is it?
Leela: It varies from person to person.
[Al Gore is playing Dungeons & Dragons]
Al Gore: I'm a 12th level Vice President!
[Fry is being Zoidberg's Cyrano.]
Fry: Start with a compliment. Tell her she looks thin.
Dr. Zoidberg: [calling to Edna] You seem malnourished. Are you suffering from internal parasites?
Edna: [pleased] Why, yes! Thanks for noticing!
Fry: I'm never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffineated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? ADMIRAL Crunch?!
Bender: That plot makes perfect sense. Wink, wink.
Dr. Zoidberg: Bender, you said 'wink, wink' out loud.
Bender: No I didn't. Raise middle finger.
[Fry and co. are being terrorized by the robot Santa Claus]
Fry: Please let us live. We'll put out milk and cookies for you!
Robot Santa: You *dare* bribe Santa! I'm going to shove coal so far up your stocking you'll be coughing up diamonds!!
Oh there is more... but I don't wanna spoil'em.