Actually, tax evasion (from your bracket) could be construed as shirking your share of the Global War on Terrorism--in effect, rendering aid and comfort to the shadowy foe. No need to involve the domestic police: we'll be farming these interrogations out to the Pakistani constabulary. Our C-130 will be landing in Karachi in about half an hour, and on behalf of the A.G. and our entire flight crew we thank you and your fellow traitors and enemy combatants for flying USA-PATRIOT Air, where your shackles can also be used as a flotation device.

patriotically,