Both *parties have rilly Uplifting-sounding planks! Always. It's the thing to 'ssssssay' - so.. it's said.

*The OneParty with Two Right wings where the center is called 'librul' - see? There are no 'Liberals' except as straw-women labels for some moderates in the OneParty. Clear?

The OneParty is 'conservative' of 'principles', like, "he who owns the press has 'Freedom of the Press'". No *new* ideas (ie thus liberal = 'changed' ideas) are needed or wanted. (remember too - it's unMurican to be er 'poor')

Gawd how we *miss* them Commyunists! and their Eevul Empire; how easily was every remotely different idea assigned to *Them*. And we haven't kicked that habit. The rhetoric is *the same* and.. just as intelligent.





Wake me when it's over, please. What was it: 3 years 4 months, 10 days - at least?