on the trail. He orders a drink and asks the bartender where the girls are. Bartender replies no such animal but the local fellers cut a hole in a water melon
in the watermellon patch out back. The cowboy sez thats disgusting but after a few drinks gets a powerful urge. He asks one of the guys where the watermellon patch is, they escort him outside. He mulls around, finds a sweet one and proceeds to cut a hole. The guys behind him gasp. What wrong?
thats Johnny Ringo's girl.
thanx,
bill