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Post #76,530
by Silverlock
1/23/03 9:41:32 PM
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New Oldest joke I know
For the 5-6 year old crowd.

An indian walks into a bar. Sits and notices a bug on the bar. Says to the bartender, "M'bug". The bartender says "So, squash it" The patron says to the bartender, " No squaw shit, m'bug". Repeat last two remarks. Over and over.

(Lot's better verbally. Kids dig it.)
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Post #76,599
by cforde
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1/24/03 12:11:40 AM
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New why is 6 afraid of 7?
because 7, 8, 9.
Have fun,
Carl Forde
Post #76,635
by drewk
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1/24/03 8:43:05 AM
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New Two peanuts were walking through the woods
One was assaulted.
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Post #76,663
by Another Scott
1/24/03 10:37:46 AM
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New Did you hear about the flood in New York?
King Kong wet his pants.

Cheers,
Scott.
Post #77,122
by static
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1/26/03 10:47:40 PM
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New What is brown and sticky?
A stick.

Note that some kids never get this.

Wade.

Is it enough to love
Is it enough to breathe
Somebody rip my heart out
And leave me here to bleed
 
Is it enough to die
Somebody save my life
I'd rather be Anything but Ordinary
Please

-- "Anything but Ordinary" by Avril Lavigne.
Post #77,124
by Another Scott
1/26/03 10:50:39 PM
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New What word begins with F and ends with U-C-K?
Firetruck.

It's pathetic that the only jokes I remember are from when I was a tyke. :-/

Cheers,
Scott.
     Oldest joke I know - (Silverlock) - (5) - Jan. 23, 2003, 09:41:32 PM EST
         why is 6 afraid of 7? - (cforde) - (4) - Jan. 24, 2003, 12:11:40 AM EST
             Two peanuts were walking through the woods - (drewk) - (3) - Jan. 24, 2003, 08:43:05 AM EST
                 Did you hear about the flood in New York? - (Another Scott) - (2) - Jan. 24, 2003, 10:37:46 AM EST
                     What is brown and sticky? - (static) - (1) - Jan. 26, 2003, 10:47:40 PM EST
                         What word begins with F and ends with U-C-K? - (Another Scott) - Jan. 26, 2003, 10:50:39 PM EST

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