Someone, a friend of one of my ex-supervisors form over ten years ago, pulled this phone prank and put it on audio tape:

He calls a Chinese takeout place:

Man "Hello, [Name deleted], how may I help you?"

Joker "Can I order something and you deliver it?"

Man "Sure we can deleiver it, where do you live?"

Joker "I live at [address deleted]."

Man "We can deliver there, what do you want?"

Joker "Listen, I am a dying man, and I want something that I am told only your place makes. A special recipie chicken."

Man "What are you talking about? What is it called?"

Joker "it is called Chicken Delvits, before I die I want to eat it again."

Man "We didn't have that!"

Joker "I know that you have it, I ordered it before. I am a dying man, and I want my Chicken Delvits."

Man "I told you sir, we didn't have that! [Speaks Chinese]."

Joker "Can I talk to your manager?"

A woman gets on the phone.

Woman "You come down here and order!"

Joker "I told you, I am a dying man, I cannot leave the house. I want my Chicken Delvits!"

Woman "We didn't have that, you come down here and order!"